October 2, 2008
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I am now at the end of my first trimester. I barely feel pregnant... but I definately look fat. Nausea has been bearable, but thanks to Colin, my innards are all stretched and saggy and because of that, as soon as my uterus started to grow, my stretched and saggy innards all got pushed up towards my stomach. I looked 4 months pregnant at 6 weeks. Joy. With Colin, everyone was like "Wow! You don't look pregnant at all!" This time around everyone keeps telling me how "healthy" I look, and we all know what that means.
"What a healthy looking dog! He must have a healthy appetite"I can't wait til I can feel the baby kick cuz right now, like I said, I'm just a disgruntled, fat person. I also can't wait til we find out if it is a boy or girl. I don't know how people can wait til the baby is born to find out. My friend decided to that, and I feel cheated, even though it's not my baby or my decision. I really wanted to know if she's having a William or an Elle. As for myself, I can barely wait 20 more days, let alone 6 more months. According to Dr Evil it is a girl...
Sex-Man - he can determine the sex of your unborn childHas he ever told you about his superpower? He can will the sex of a baby. I know, I know... it sounds ridiculous... but it's hard to contradict a man who's 6 for 6 or something. He says he has willed me a girl. At first, he wouldn't even will me a girl. He said he needed a back up son. How effed up is that? It's effed up to me! It's effed up to Colin! Plus, Dr Evil is so busy at work he says he doesn't have time to drive a daughter to the library and then back to the convent every day. I need a daughter. Every mom should be blessed with a son and a daughter.
Wish us luck. Although Dr Evil swears we don't need luck.
Comments (14)
Here's hoping for Caitlin!
good luck on a daughter! i don't know how people can wait to find out either. it's much easier to plan when you know.
Good Luck. Hope it's a girl.
I was visiting my friend a few weeks ago, she has a teenage son (who's now away at college). She made some crack about not having any wash cloths in the house because the son had, um, used them and they were all stained and she (or he) had thrown them out.
Later, she went to get a wash cloth and said "oh...hmmm...this is kind of ...crusty." And threw it back in the wash.
I don't want kids, but I really don't want a boy. You're going to have fun with that shit. So hopefully you'll have a girl to have tea parties with after you have to explain what a sock is really for to your son, and then hand him a box of tissues.
i hope his record holds. here's to 7 for 7.
unless he willed the boy early on and was too late to will the girl later. either way, it's a blessing!
"Dr Evil is so busy at work he says he doesn't have time to drive a
daughter to the library and then back to the convent every day."
HAHHAHAH sooo funny!
i hope its a girl too! when are you due?
would you settle for a gay son.... I'm sure he'll do anything a daughter would...hahah kidding...
since your weight gain.. i hope you didnt lose your humor..hahahah
hope you have a girl too! with my first, i didn't care. but when its time for my second, i pray i have a girl.
do you think dr. evil can teach my husband his trick?? haha
I don't understand why people doubt my powers. I'll tell you again. I'm on record, just like I was on record for colin. We're having a girl.
@pc1004rn - it's not a trick. It's a superpower. I should be on heroes.
@DoctorEvil1 - lol...of course it is. i can't believe i called your powers a trick...
here's hoping for a girl! why is it men need a "backup" son? J says that too! he says that we need to have 3 kids, because clearly i want a girl for our next child, but after that he needs a backup son. idiots. =P
I agree that every mom needs a daughter! Little girls are just so different from little boys... I really hope this baby's a girl for you!
*fingers crossed* i think sam might be the only guy i know that doesnt want a son. he's afraid, he said he was pretty bad as a kid and he feels like if we have son, it'll be payback.
i'll have to make a mental note to see dae when i'm knocked up to will for a girl first.
congrats! i hope it's a girl! have you seen this chinese gender predictor? it was accurate for me...hope you get good news! http://www.thebump.com/calculators/ChineseGenderChart.aspx
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